Ahnentafel's GEDCOM Oil. The easier way to transfer GEDCOM data. Patent Pending.
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Showing posts with label ahnentafel. Show all posts
Monday, March 07, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Friday, May 28, 2010
Prof. Ahnentafel's GEDCOM Drops
Prof. Ahnentafel's GEDCOM Drops. Having trouble importing your family tree into the latest and greatest genealogy software? Try our new GEDCOM Drops. The unique patented formulation is designed to ease the data import routine. Simply apply two drops to your GEDCOM and wait 5 seconds before starting the import process.
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Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Prof. Ahnentafel's Correspondence College Of Genealogy
Ahnentafel College is one of the most prestigious institutions in the field of genealogy. Our founder, Professor Ahnentafel enjoys a worldwide reputation as an authority on the gedcom file format. Enroll today for just $49.95
Prof. Ahnentafel's Correspondence College Of Genealogy
Prof. Ahnentafel's Correspondence College Of Genealogy
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Prof. Ahnentafel's Headstone Scanner
Prof. Ahnentafel's Headstone Scanner. The Headstone Scanner can save you time and effort on your next visit to the cemetery. It can also help to eliminate transaction errors. Simply place a headstone into the automatic feeder, push the “Scan” button and then stand back while the machine does all the work! The patented StoneGuard system will protect the headstone during the scan process.
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Friday, May 14, 2010
Prof. Ahnentafel’s Patented Census Drops
Professor Ahnentafel’s Patented Census Drops are formulated to provide clear, precise vision over a sustained period of time. Applying just one drop to each eye will make census images 95% more legible and can help improve the accuracy of your census searches and transcriptions. Do not operate heavy machinery after application. For external use only. Do not expose to naked flame.
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Thursday, May 13, 2010
Professor Ahnentafels GEDCOM Discombobulator
Professor Ahnentafels GEDCOM Discombobulator. A modern machine for the entirely automatic identification of errors, duplication and inconsistencies in your GEDCOM files.
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Dr. Gedcom,
Professor,
Quack
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Professor Ahnentafel’s Brick-Wall-Inator
Professor Ahnentafel’s Brick-Wall-Inator Created by Professor Ahnentafel for the sole purpose of eliminating frustrating and stubborn genealogical brick walls. Available at all reputable stores. The Brick-Wall-Inator requires 2 burly gentlemen to operate (not supplied). Warning: steam is a burning hazard.
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Friday, February 12, 2010
Friday, February 05, 2010
Saturday, December 05, 2009
Professor Ahnentafels Genealogical Calendar
Professor Ahnentafels Genealogical Calendar - a selection of the Professors "brilliant" genealogical inventions and dictionary definitions
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Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Professor Ahnentafels Portable Gedcombobulator
Professor Ahnentafels Portable Gedcombobulator. For your convenience, the Professor presents a machine for the entirely automatic extraction of names and dates from documents such as birth, death and marriage certificates. The machine will subsequently present the retrieved data in an ordered manner suitable for use with a tabulation device. Simply place a certificate in the machines document aperture and the process will begin automatically. The machine can process up to two documents per hour and requires a mere 8 gallons of water to operate.
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Thursday, October 15, 2009
The second cousin twice removed of Frinklestein
The second cousin twice removed of Frinklestein. Starring Burt Ahnentafel and Viviene De Gazetteer.
The Second Cousin of Frinklestein is available now at the Genealogy Gifts store.
t-shirts, mousemats, mugs, buttons, coasters.
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genealogy,
halloween,
monster,
scary
Friday, October 02, 2009
Genealogy Halloween Shirts - Aaaaaahhhnentafel
Aaaaaahhhnentafel
Aaaaaahhhnentafel is available now at the Genealogy Gifts store.
t-shirts, mousemats, mugs, buttons, coasters.
t-shirts, mousemats, mugs, buttons, coasters.
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ahnentafel,
halloween
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