Viking Captain: Remember lads - before you pillage or plunder do visit the local church and copy the BMD’s. If you are unsure of a name then **PLEASE** ask a member of staff. There is nothing worse than shoddy transcriptions!
Viking sailor: Eric, and his bloody family tree again!
Lock, stock and two smoking birth certs.
Directed by Guy Gedcom. Starring Burt Ahnentafel and Vivien de Gazetteer.
A look at the seedy underbelly of the genealogy world ***** tombstone timeout
What happens when ordinary decent genealogists go bad? ***** census magazine
Professor Ahnentafels Portable Gedcombobulator. For your convenience, the Professor presents a machine for the entirely automatic extraction of names and dates from documents such as birth, death and marriage certificates. The machine will subsequently present the retrieved data in an ordered manner suitable for use with a tabulation device. Simply place a certificate in the machines document aperture and the process will begin automatically. The machine can process up to two documents per hour and requires a mere 8 gallons of water to operate.