Prof. Ahnentafel's GEDCOM Drops

Prof. Ahnentafel's GEDCOM Drops. Having trouble importing your family tree into the latest and greatest genealogy software? Try our new GEDCOM Drops. The unique patented formulation is designed to ease the data import routine. Simply apply two drops to your GEDCOM and wait 5 seconds before starting the import process.

The Genealogical World of Prof. Ahnentafel - Calendar

A collection of wonderful machines and ideas from the mind of Professor Ahnentafel

Prof. Ahnentafel's Correspondence College Of Genealogy

Ahnentafel College is one of the most prestigious institutions in the field of genealogy. Our founder, Professor Ahnentafel enjoys a worldwide reputation as an authority on the gedcom file format. Enroll today for just $49.95

Prof. Ahnentafel's Correspondence College Of Genealogy

Prof. Ahnentafel's Headstone Scanner

Prof. Ahnentafel's Headstone Scanner. The Headstone Scanner can save you time and effort on your next visit to the cemetery. It can also help to eliminate transaction errors. Simply place a headstone into the automatic feeder, push the “Scan” button and then stand back while the machine does all the work! The patented StoneGuard system will protect the headstone during the scan process.

Prof. Ahnentafel's Headstone Cataloger

Prof. Ahnentafel's Headstone Cataloger. A miracle of modern technology, the Headstone Cataloger can automatically record every headstone in a cemetery. Information recorded about every stone includes: location, names and dates. Simply start the machine anywhere in the cemetery and it will navigate itself between the headstones. The unique patented TrundleDrive and StonesSense technologies combine to ensure that no headstone is damaged.

Prof. Ahnentafel's Obiturizer

A mechanical machine for the automatic extraction of names, places and dates from obituaries and death notices placed in newspapers, journals and periodicals.

Prof. Ahnentafel’s Patented Census Drops

Professor Ahnentafel’s Patented Census Drops are formulated to provide clear, precise vision over a sustained period of time. Applying just one drop to each eye will make census images 95% more legible and can help improve the accuracy of your census searches and transcriptions. Do not operate heavy machinery after application. For external use only. Do not expose to naked flame.

Professor Ahnentafels GEDCOM Discombobulator

Professor Ahnentafels GEDCOM Discombobulator. A modern machine for the entirely automatic identification of errors, duplication and inconsistencies in your GEDCOM files.

Professor Ahnentafel’s Brick-Wall-Inator

Professor Ahnentafel’s Brick-Wall-Inator Created by Professor Ahnentafel for the sole purpose of eliminating frustrating and stubborn genealogical brick walls. Available at all reputable stores. The Brick-Wall-Inator requires 2 burly gentlemen to operate (not supplied). Warning: steam is a burning hazard.

Shake Your Family Tree

Shake Your Family Tree Mug